Actual jokes found inside the wrappers of some sweets we got at work today, translated into English by your esteemed host:

Q: Which animal goes “miaou”?
A cat, or a dog that does impressions.

3 good reasons to go to the zoo:
1. To go to show your parents the monkeys
2. To go and monkey about in front of your parents
3. So that the monkeys see you monkey about in front of your parents

True or False: The Red Sea is so named because one can find tomato sauce in its depths.
False, but it is, however, the hottest sea in the world.

I can’t help feeling I must have missed something.

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