The other day, on my way home, people kept falling over in front of me:

• A guy was cycling up towards Picadilly, turned right, got his tire caught in a tram line and went flying.
• A girl at the bus stop stepped up to get on the bus, missed the bus completely and went over.
• Getting off the bus in Chorlton, a girl slipped on the edge of the bus floor and narrowly missed faceplanting the pavement.

Of all the mutant superpowers in the world I could have, I get the ability to make people fall over in a comical fashion. Brilliant. Can I trade it for X-ray vision or the ability to be in two places at once, please?

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