So, I proposed to Naomi last weekend. She accepted, so she got a nice gold ring with a diamond in it, plus my undying devotion for the rest of our lives. In return, she bought me a bottle of Talisker.
It may help you to understand me if you learn that I consider this a fair trade. Talisker is good whisky.
I understand. I got a nice ring, and Chris got a bottle of Balvenie…