Naomi is down in London with some fellow Eurovision fans who’ve got tickets to see “Making Your Mind Up” (‘fans’ might be an understatement; Conor pretty much lives for Eurovision, so far as I can tell). She’s just sent me a text message to say to watch the programme because she’s in the audience, and that she’s very excited because she’s just seen someone famous. No, not Antony out of Blue, or Kym Marsh, or even Terry Wogan or Natasha Kerplunk. She’s excited because she’s just seen the living legend that is Andrew Marr.
I am so jealous.