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Unfortunately, Chris’s worst fears were realized when the truth about he and Molly came out.

Donald Trump tried to persuade him to come out in the boardroom, but unfortunately, Chris isn’t gay.

Unfortunately, Chris forgets Otto’s special food. Before he knows it, the pet rabbit, Mr. Whiskers, who belongs to the little girl next door, lies dead.

Unfortunately, Chris may not be used to spinning this fast. Chris’s legs can’t keep up with Pat’s preferred spin. This will cause considerable discomfort.

Unfortunately, Chris tested positive for the Legacy Virus — a fatal, all-but-incureable disease engineered to kill mutants.

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