I mean, I expected it to be bad. I really did. But even so, it exceeded those expectations completely.

Okay, to be fair to it, it’s quite stylish and not bad visually (discounting the comedy costumes). But the acting is wooden, the storyline unoriginal, more confusing than it needs to be and yet simultaneously not half as clever as it thinks it is, and there are plot holes you can drive a truck through.

However, there’s a scene where you nearly get to see Charlize Theron’s nipple, so it’s not all bad. (plus, there was a trailer for Evil Aliens which looks awesome in an Emily Booth In A Splatterhouse Version Of Sean Of The Dead Except With Aliens kind of way.)

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