I can take off my glasses and stare fixedly at my monitors, and it looks like I’m concentrating really hard on work, but in actual fact I can’t see a damn thing and my mind is miles away thinking about, like, Christmas and beer and all the hot ladies from High School that I’ll be seeing over Christmas. Being shortsighted is ace.
Does that not make your head hurt? Is that just me?
Hmm. May have to try that one. Added bonus to wearing contact lenses – noone will even realise I *should* be wearing glasses……