Meant to post this earlier but didn’t get round to it. We had our office Christmas party on Thursday – usual alcohol-fuelled hijinks ensued, including a limbo competition (no, of course I didn’t enter – I’ve already got an iPod, anyway) and, more excitingly, the giving of the Secret Santa presents. I got one of these:
It’s a “Horny Devil Bag”. You squeeze it, and it says “I’m a horny little devil” or “I’m a bag – I’m a horn bag” (sadly, it doesn’t say the latter phrase in a hideous female Australian accent, otherwise it would be much, much cooler). It’s really quite annoying.
The person who got me this either knows me very well indeed, or doesn’t know me at all. And I can’t work out which it is.