My coat (which I have written about before) has a label on it about the cloth it’s made from. It says:

– Cloth has a luxurious handfeel

Handfeel? As opposed to….? Or is it supposed to only feel luxurious to my hand, and not to any other part of my anatomy? I eagerly await Sainsbury’s to start selling food with a “delicious mouthtaste” and the Discovery channel to start showing programmes that will make you “brainthink”. It’s like 1984, only the other way around.

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