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Evanjellyfishese

Over at the Boar’s Head Tavern they’re having a bit of fun listing bits of their favourite Evangelical jargon that isn’t found anywhere in the Bible. Highlights include:

  • Accept Jesus As Your Personal Savior
  • Invite Jesus into your heart
  • Being in the center of God’s will
  • Being on fire for the Lord
  • “enter in (to worship)”. As in, “Those new CCM tunes really help me enter in”, or “I couldn’t enter in because the PowerPoint was messed up.”
  • I feel God leading me…

Best of all is this post, which actually made me laugh out loud.

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One Response to “Evanjellyfishese”

  1. Lori says:
    September 16, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    This was my favourite part: ‘Hopefully he will recongize the God shaped hole in his heart’. That and the phone number to call if you find God after reading that post 🙂