Bev!

Kev!
Bev!
Bev!
Kev!
I notice you got sick of your old wife and replaced her with an almost-but-not-quite-the-same-looking one as well, Kev. Don’t you think that’s a little bit creepy?
Yes, Kev, it probably is, but I wasn’t going to comment on it in case it distracted people from the car insurance that we’re trying to sell. Oh, and by the way, that last car you sold me? Engine was full of sawdust, you bastard. Broke down a hundred yards down the road.

2 Responses to “Bev!”

  1. Clare says:

    I assumed that Bev got fed up with Kev, did a switch when he wasn’t looking and got a better job. Kev still hasn’t noticed.

  2. Chris says:

    It occurs to me that I know too many people called Clare.