Twat type: Achingly “Lifestyle” Vacuous Rich Kid In A Fancy Car

Identifying features: A mid-twenties idiot who is either living off mummy and daddy’s money, or has maxed out his credit cards to fund his expensive shirt and stupid car habit. Will be wearing a pale pink shirt and ripped jeans (that he bought already pre-ripped, because that’s fashionable, you see). Will have a hairstyle that cost more than his entire outfit, and will be wearing absurd overlarge aviator-style sunglasses. Will also be driving a black convertible new Mini Cooper with tinted windows.

Reason for twattishness: Besides the obvious? A total disregard for the entire world around him, manifesting itself particularly in his belief that a give way sign doesn’t apply if there’s a cyclist crossing the road in front of him, and that he can therefore just carry straight on out of the junction. Also, will retain an air of total indifference and ignorance when you beat on his window and call him a dick for nearly killing you.

Suggested punishment: Crippling debt and poverty, after being run over by his own tinted-windowed twatmobile.

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