Apparently – get this, you’ll never believe it; this is really groundbreaking stuff – it turns out that women, right, women like rich, powerful, good-looking men! No, seriously! I know it’s hard to believe, but it says it right here on t’internet so it must be true!
Also – it just gets more and more shocking – it turns out that men who spend a lot of money on expensive haircuts and moisturiser[1] aren’t actually sensitive, caring and in touch with their feminine sides at all – they’re just really, really vain and self-centred! Who’d of thunk it, eh?
Next up: ground-breaking research shows that men like “breasts”, that water is “wet” and that politicians “lie”.
[1] I mean, men other than me who spend money on expensive haircuts and moisturiser.