Rachel (who may or may not suck, I haven’t decided yet) complained that she was bored at University, and claimed that the only way this boredom could be alleviated was by me writing something on my blog. So. Yes. Here goes nothing.
Really. Any moment now I’ll say something so exciting and profound your trousers will explode.
It’s coming.
In a minute…
Any second now…
Here goes!
(you really won’t believe how exciting this is)
(hm. I’m beginning to think I might have built this up a bit too much now)
(yes, actually, I’m pretty sure I have)
(you might want to lower your expectations a bit)
(okay, a lot)
(I’m not actually sure why I bothered, if I’m quite honest)
(really, you’d be better off trying to find something else to read)
(seriously)
(you’re still here?)
(why?)
DRUM ROLL
This morning, on my way into work, I bought an umbrella.
There, see. Are you as excited as I am? I mean, that took a lot out of me. It’s going to take a while to recover from that one. I mean, I even made StrongBad look like his position as King Of All That Is Great In The Universe was in some danger there. I should slow down a bit and take a bit of time out from this crazy life of mine.
Man, I rule.
Thanks! And I didn’t claim that you posting an entry on your blog was the only way boredom could be alleviated, I mearly suggested it, as it would provide a break from reading how car engines work on http://science.howstuffworks.com/ which is providing a break from actual work!
I think you let Rach down there.
And why might Rach suck?
Because she can’t come out tonight despite me GETTING HER ON THE GUEST LIST and everything.
Right. That sucks. Unless she has a good reason.