Dominos

“Hello, Domino’s, how can I help you?”
“I’d like to order a pizza for collection, please”
“Certainly sir. Can I take your phone number and address please?”
“Er, okay. It’s […], but I said I’d be coming to collect”
“Okay sir, what would you like?”
“A large full house and garlic bread please.”
“Okay, that will be £11.99 and will be with you in twenty minutes”
“Um. I said I was coming to collect it. Twice, in fact.”
“Oh, sorry. That’s £8.99 and it will be ready in fifteen minutes. Thank you sir.

I fully expect there to be no pizza there when I arrive. Especially as he didn’t ask my name.

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