At Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, you see people standing up and saying:

“Hello, my name is Dave, and I am an alcoholic.”

That doesn’t strike me as especially anonymous. If they wanted to do it properly, they should make everyone adopt pseudonyms, and conduct the meetings in complete darkness. Possibly using one of those Stephen Hawkings robot voice things to talk to each other. Make it into a sort of secret society or something. Maybe they could form a superhero league – a bunch of jittery, gin-soaked, red-eyed guys wearing tights and pants, saving the world. Yeah. That’d rule. They could be called The AA Team or something.

I bet someone else has already thought of this.

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