I appear to have developed the somewhat bizarre habit of sticking the plastic cups you get from the water cooler to bits of my face by squeezing them slightly to create a vacuum suction effect. No-one here has yet commented. I’m wondering if they’re all secretly laughing at me. Or hiding.
I like to suck the cups onto my face with my mouth so I have a snot.
Do they leave red marks?
I’d be giggling… and trying it myself.
I do that in the privacy of my own home sometimes.
But at work? All that sucking. Just asking for trouble.
At work, we form a symbiotic relationship with the cups. We drink water from them, they stick to our faces and drink our brains. Don’t fight it.
So we finally have something in common…