The weekend in numbers

  • 1 lunatic preacher with a broom
  • 3.5 hours spent windsurfing on Saturday
  • 4 new blisters from windsurfing on Saurday, of which:
    • 2 have healed
    • 1 has burst
    • 1 has burst and gone all manky and infected
  • 6 pints of beer consumed (and two glasses of wine)
  • 7 plasters used in a single day to try and cover the burst blisters (plasters were clearly not designed for people who sweat or move their fingers)
  • 45 minutes sat in a traffic jam on the A6 on the way out of Manchester
  • 19 hojillion people at Chatsworth House on Sunday afternoon

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