Things I learnt in Church today

  1. The collective noun for gnus is implausability. An Implausibility of Gnus. That’s just pure dead brilliant.
  2. If you’ve not played the bass guitar for three months, playing it for two hours straight is likely to give you blisters on the tips of your fingers.
  3. Not strictly learnt at church, but: using the scroll wheel on your mouse when you’ve got a blister on the tip of your middle finger is very, very painful indeed.

One Response to “Things I learnt in Church today”

  1. jeni says:

    That’s worried me, as i’ve not played my bass for a lot longer than 3 months, and i’ve agreed to take it to music practice tonight. And I’m practically addicted to using the scroll wheels on my mice. Uh-oh…