So, I’m ill. Some sort of cold thing which is also making me attempt to cough my lungs up every couple of minutes. Quite unpleasant, it is; it became apparent that it wasn’t just a couple of sniffles when I left the pub early on saturday night after a single pint which made me feel utterly horrible, something which is, generally speaking, unheard of.
I figured that it would be rude to inflict my coughing, sneezing and general unwellness on my colleagues, so decided that now was as good a time as any to set up the VPN software they gave me when I started. Much to my surprise, it worked pretty much first time, despite clogging up my taskbar with even more junk. Thing is, though, now it works I’m not sure I want it, because it just increases the available hours for working. Damn my employers and their insidious ways of increasing my productivity.