There’s a dirty great big advert outside the Palace Theater in Manchester:
Diana – The Princess
Underneath is a picture of what looks a bit like swan lake, except where there’d normally be some guy with furry legs on, there’s some girl dressed in a flowy white dress who looks a bit like that one who was shagging the son of the guy who owns Harrod’s.
I somehow get the feeling there won’t be a car crash scene in it. The Torygraph has a review.
And, in other Diana related news, the Express are leading with the story: “CAMILLA: SHE MUST NEVER BE QUEEN – Shock poll reveals the nation’s opposition to her ever being crowned”. Now, call me cynical, but was the poll anything like this:
Do you believe that the dear, precious memory of our Princess of Hearts and True Queen of England, Diana, should be insulted, destroyed, ridiculed and mercilessly defecated upon by that horse-faced marriage-wrecking cow by allowing her to take the position of Queen?
[ ] No, of course not, I am a perfectly rational human being
[ ] Yes, of course she should, and I also kill babies for fun
Oooh! How do I vote (b)?