Mysteries of the Universe

Why don’t Boots keep the shower gel and the shampoo next to each other? They’re substantially the same product, usually purchased at the same time, so why do I have to trek half the length of the store to get from one of them to the other?

3 Responses to “Mysteries of the Universe”

  1. Custard says:

    Boots, the family chemist, have a civic and moral duty to look after your health. Hence the divide between shampoo and shower gel, the extra 1.45879 cal you’ll burn off are for your benefit. Ungrateful wretch.

  2. Lori says:

    Far worse is Tesco for not keeping a second stash of tisssues next to their cold and flu remedies. I had to walk to the other side of a store the size of the MEN Arena to get snot rags when I felt awful. Bastards.

  3. Cleo says:

    Er, because they *are* purchased at the same time? How else will they tempt you with the many other delights of the store? Buy it from the supermarket, it’s usually cheaper there anyway.