I will pay £500

some kind of gadget to compress time and make it 6pm now. Today is going so very slowly.

2 Responses to “I will pay £500”

  1. BW says:

    I invented such a device earlier today and used it. As you may have noticed, 6pm has come around, so you owe me 500 quid.

  2. SharkyUK says:

    When you’ve finished with said device can I buy it from you? For a tenner? 🙂