On the table over there are two female arts students, who have spent the whole journey talking very loudly about how much debt they have, how much of the year they’ve spent pissed off their face, which of the blokes in Big Brother is the most fanciable, and discussing articles in Heat as if it were the Holy Bible.

Next to me is a Japanese guy who has been playing some kind of cutesy japanese golfing game on his Gameboy Advance since he got on.

Behind me is a scally mum with two screaming brats, who she creates a positive feedback loop with by yelling at them every time they cry, which naturally just makes their screams all the louder.

And me? I’m sitting here with my headphones on, trying not to annoy anyone and just waiting for the journey to end.

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