MOST EVIL GAME EVER to be released soon.

In fact, I heard Doom 3 is going to be so evil, people are already going on murderous rampages as a result of the game simply existing, even though it’s not available to buy yet and no-one’s actually played it. The EVIL in the game is so PURE AND DISTILLED that it’s capable of travelling through SPACE AND TIME in order to corrupt people’s minds. You don’t even need to see the game, apparently – even if you only hear about it, the sheer QUANTITY OF EVIL contained in the source code will mean that you are FORCED to go out and KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW to purge the OVERLOAD OF EVIL from your brain.

It’s true, I read it in the Daily Mail.

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