Yesterday. At home, off work, spinny head Labyrinthitis style nastiness. Phone beeps:
From: Topper
Lori left your Bond DVD on your car earlier today, apparently.
A quick check confirms that this is, bewilderingly, the case.
To: Topper
*looks out of the window* – So she did. Tell her letterboxes were invented for a reason.
Another beep:
From: Topper
Apparently your letterbox was too small. It didn’t occur to her that your car was there because you were at home.
Aww, she’s a love, isn’t she?
No, I’m a total idiot. You can say it, I don’t mind.