Happy Bloomsday!

An exquisite dulcet epithalame of most mollificative suadency for juveniles amatory whom the odoriferous flambeaus of the paranymphs have escorted to the quadrupedal proscenium of connubial communion.

(no, I don’t know what it means either, but apparently it’s filthy)

The BBC have a handy guide for those who have better things to do with their lives than reading near-incomprehensible 100-year-old pornography.

If you’re feeling utterly masochistic, you can get the full text of the book here.

4 Responses to “Happy Bloomsday!”

  1. Gert says:

    Sounds like someone talking with their mouth full…

  2. BW says:

    Actually, it’s only 82 years old. The book was completed in late 1921 and published in 1922.

    16th June 1904 is the date the story takes place on.

  3. tenfourty says:

    OOOOOOoooo you support some html tags… it only took 3 months from the original request!