To whom it may concern

Dear Every Single Motorist on the M56 between Manchester and Runcorn

The pedal on the right makes your car go faster. You might like to try it sometime.

Love, Chris

3 Responses to “To whom it may concern”

  1. Lori says:

    Have you noticed how motorway drivers in the south all do at least 90mph wherever possible yet, in the north, they like to stick to somewhere between 60 and 70? Suits my car just fine but isn’t too good if you’re in a hurry.

  2. 90mph? Girls the lot of you.

    Anything under 100mph is for loosers …

  3. Cleo says:

    Lori – North-west, surely? Yorkshire/North-east is 90 all the way.