When all else fails…

Coming in at number 1 this month is Why don’t I drink American beer”, for which I am the 4th-placed hit. Not bad, considering Molson Canadian Beer, the creators of the ad campaign featuring the aforementioned slogan, aren’t anywhere in the top 20 hits. The ever popular Moose Pics (5th hit), Giant Microbes (nowhere), Labyrinthitis (nowhere) and Parm Reading (1st hit) pad out the remainder of the top five, with The Smashing Pumpkins still riding high behind them, for some reason.

Other search terms of note in April were slim on the ground, sadly, but included Moosefest Windsurf (which can only have been from someone looking for this site, surely?), both Leather Tits and Wonky Tits, capturing and releasing mallard ducks in the uk, the wonderfully descriptive (and, one can’t help think, slightly optimistic) sailor moon porn that does not need anything to enter (you probably don’t want to follow that link at work), and the frankly utterly bizarre Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Big Tits. In fact, that last one appeared several times, in several variations, so there’s clearly some demand out there for it – Square-Enix, are you listening?.

Oh, and I reckon the person who came here after searching for where can i find a blog website? probably found what they were looking for.

3 Responses to “When all else fails…”

  1. Holly Kendrick says:

    I’m commenting cos you were complaining that no-one comments. I don’t think I’m on your wave length, but then is anyone? 🙂

  2. nayf says:

    I think ‘where can’t you find a blog website?’ is perhaps a more apposite question 🙂 The best I had this month was ‘budgie with a genetic defect’. Words fail me.

  3. Jez says:

    Of course now that you’ve written that entry you are just going to boost your ratings further in the search rankings!