A momentous event has occurred. The number one search reaching this site is no longer “parm reading” (and thus my prime piece of evidence that internet is largely used by illiterate fools is now sadly gone). It’s now “The Smashing Pumpkins”, and I’m not sure I understand why – I’ve never written about them, and I’m not in the first 10 pages of hits for that search term on Google (of course, the irony is that, now I’ve included the phrase in an entry, the number of hits from it is probably only going to increase). “Half Life 2” is still doing pretty well in third place, and the frankly baffling “James IHA” is in fourth.
Other curious search terms include:
- strong drug unconcious mot (second hit, due to my inability to spell unconscious correctly)
- canadian chariot pushchairs (only one result returned from google, and it’s not me)
- stockport ex girlfriends pics (again, I can’t find myself in these results)
- the name of the first doctor to discover testicular torsion year and the place (third for this rather worrying search)
- big black men in porn use no money no download and you do not join anything and no daily (the mind boggles, it really does; I’m not even going to search through the results for that to find out if I’m in there)
- rs200 virtual skipper (I include this one only because I’m the third hit; go me 🙂
Oh, and for the guy who ended up here wanting to know how to capture creatures in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: you need a Hunter, which you get from a human with 2 Archer A-abilities. GameFAQs is your friend in future.
You’re not in the first 5 pages for ‘big black men in porn use no money no download and you do not join anything and no daily’, unless you also run a site titled ‘Enjoy anal fisting now!’
For a long time one of my friends in America was top match in Google for ‘Sick Fuck’, though he’s now dropped to second place. Based on my reputation on UA some may say that I should have that claim to fame, but alas no.
I’m the top result for ‘odd toilets’ on Yahoo! search. This makes me very, very happy.