Why don’t Boots keep the shower gel and the shampoo next to each other? They’re substantially the same product, usually purchased at the same time, so why do I have to trek half the length of the store to get from one of them to the other?

I had a horrible dream last night that Transitive had gone bust and I’d had to go back to Strangelite for 2grand less than I was on before. Hopefully that won’t turn out to be true.

Wish me luck!